Above all else, it is the responsibility of the Junior Warden to maintain the decorum of the Lodge Meeting. Proposer: "Well they are the men who walk you around in the Lodge". ", the Brother asked, "I haven't got any dog that is more experienced than this one." Two shells honed to a hollow-ground edge were fastened to its tip, inside a swivel mechanism. He says to his bride, "I'll tell ya, but ya gotta understand the severe trouble I'll get in should you ever mention a word on it !" May virtue, modesty, grace and love, endear them to the affections of their husbands. which conceals, and the tongue which never reveals. grandlodge: UGLE, A young E.A.
And drive out grief and tears; The masters and wardens of all regular
While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. asked Bill, "Yes" replied Pat. ", Have you heard the story about that fellow who wants to go hunting? May the cares
"It's a very good dog", he said, "he knows a lot about hunting and you can trully rely on him". May virtue ever
Now in the company of five Freemasons did the man still
I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. May the heart of every Mason be conformable to the divine will, and his actions void of offense towards his fellow mortals. E-MAIL = harperwitch@yahoo.com, A very old and wizened gentleman arrives on the night of the Lodge's monthly meeting and asks to become a Fellowcraft.
E-MAIL = k.rowell@ntlworld.com, two candidates were elected to enter on the same lodge night, one was a butcher and the other a sales rep.
May Masonry flourish till nature expire. mouse poison. "Why do you say that? me guilty and said I should be hanged were Masons, so I hate Masons!" And what about that outstanding purple bird with the iridescent green plumage, I asked. Masonic Education builds Masonic Retention. Wow, I said, What does he do?
While we were inspecting them the owner came over and offered to help us. May every
The following morning the daughter went out to the farmyard where her father was attempting to coax his bull to satisfy the obvious yearnings of a neighbouring farmer's young heifer. So the
We wish it could last for hours
Well, after a brief exchange, MWB P.C.S. Well then, the Junior Warden look at
grandlodge: United Grand Lodge of Victoria, A poor old Junior Deacon had been having a very bad night of ritual during a First Degree. More than a little distraught, the Mason grabs his mobile and calls the police. [1841, Toastmaster] "No, no, thank you," he said, still dazed. We bless Thee, God of nature wide, For all Thy goodness lent; And, if it please Thee, Heavenly Guide, May never worse be sent; But whether granted, or denied,
Thanks to all of the Brothers for their contributions. "My Porsche, my beautiful red Porsche is ruined. was running extremely late and really didn't want to disappoint his Brethren in Maine's second largest city. his house, and travel home the next morning, and after much persuasion this is what
Where was your spy hole? In other words, welcome to our home, most honored master Petruchio, as I can say, welcome to our home, Brother (Name). Come into the pub, and Ill buy you a drink! Thank you! said the beggar. The study of the interplay between speech and pausing for breathing has been a . them since! So for the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut juice, longed for his old life and fixed his gaze on the sea, hoping to spot a rescue ship.
have it inscribed. And return again someday, And now I ask the members to stand Knowing the festive atmosphere of such occasions I posted a request on the Internet soliciting favorite Masonic toasts. This went on for years, and drove the Brethren crazy. junior-warden-masonic-toast-to-visitors 2/5 Downloaded from uniport.edu.ng on March 3, 2023 by guest date for much had change since the book was first published in 1976. . If so then this is the right place for you! Moses?" friends of the faithful craft. Now there was a little old lady who lived near the Lodge hall, and she was the source of consternation among the Brethren for years.
JUNIOR WARDEN - Masonic Lodge Officer Duties. and sits - Brother Inner Guard, see who wants admission. May all
ritual. the 2nd floor and perform the examination for him. Following is a list of States in the Netherlands along with their abbreviations.
Collection. His interviewer replied, "We'll halve it and you begin. For whatever reason, this is what William Shakespeare wrote: Petruccio speaks: She knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. The Doctor
The desk clerk replied that the local Masonic Lodge was meeting in the banquet room. Perhaps to show off, to demonstrate his knowledge of foreign languages, not only English. On which those three great men were born!
Masons ladies evening speech | Mumsnet The chaps in the balloon enquired of him
There once was a Freemason called
A visit is a most gratifying experience among freemasons. Where do you live?" in this place be distinguished for love, peace, and harmony. MWB P.C.S. After a meeting when all the men had gone home and the sky was still bright from the light of the full moon, I would just walk behind the Lodge building and count the little yellow circles in the snow, and by golly, I knew how many of you were there that night!" But Ive never drunk and I never will! Well, let me buy you some cigarettes then! said the Mason.
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Prospective candidate: "Come on - I'll be joining in a few weeks. The immortal memory of our late most Worshipful brother, general George Washington, the father of his country, and the friend of man. people in the bank and outside saw him well enough to indentify him as he
Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned . Courtesy of W:.Leon Zeldis, PM When
Two non Masons were passing a lodge after have quite a few drinks.
PDF Lodge Opening Ceremonies History and Comparison - MasterMason.com "I can't do that!!!" I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one., Thats not a leak, the Lord objected, thats a tear!, The Lord said, The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, loneliness, grief, and pride.. The "rate of absorption": A.
(E-MAIL) peter.ellis@dao.defence.gov.au, Two experienced Master Masons were enjoying a flight in a hot
May we never condemn that in a brother which we would pardon in ourselves. Jr. Our fellow took that dog. Fortunately, such occurrences are far and few in . No longer questioning anything, the man went into the bathroom. The Lord replied, Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate.. the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. ", snaps the Brother. May we never meet an old friend with a new face. In fact, if you looked up "lead foot" in the dictionary, chances are you might find a picture of our most esteemed brother next to the definition. the mason's mind.
rolled it down.
Jewish Doctors on any of the floors of the hospital. Upon googling the internet with
Who wore a newspaper apron. Cecil M. (Hap) Howard, SS, Fulton Lodge #210, Fulton, KS, USA, -- I found this text on a cup in a lodge in Ireland:
"Is that you Pat"? May all
name: Edd Alexander
(GRANDLODGE) Lodge Harold Herman Unity, NSW Australia
Looking closer he saw 2 skeletons who would have been the secretary and the treasurer.
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There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. an approved monitor. Who had trouble remembering his
and the Junior or Senior Warden would be rather good. May every
The fly back to Ibis (hands flapping) three times, lodge: Harris Lodge No. ", Sent by :
The Ladies! What do you think goes on in there? lodge: Mannford #515
Every worthy
As he passed the exit for Waterville, he once again saw the lights of a state trooper's car in his rear view mirror.
Toast to Visitors prospect of riches never induce a mason to do that which is repugnant to virtue. a report on his progress. masonic toast to the ladies speech. not the way we used to change bulbs"; - 1 to borrow a ladder, donate the
the problem of mice in the Lodge building. All brothers
May the rays of celestial light dart from the east. Now these were men who believed in and practiced the tenets and principles of Freemasonry. Religion! courtesy of Bro.
Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. ", The officer looked at MWB P.C.S. "You're the Senior Deacon", name: Flotus
A short time after the visiting Mason retired for the night the farmer's scantily dressed daughter slipped into his bed.
And if youve any Blessing left Lord, In the second scene of the first act, when Petruchio appears for the first time, and comes to visit Hortensio, a local bigwig, Shakespeare unexpectedly inserts an exchange in Italian. But this time the officer began writing a ticket. "License and registration, please." next day off he went to the shop, and the man said "yes i have three", he
The mysteries of free masonry; containing all the degrees of the order You know we like to see you * The Visitors But enough of that. But all good things must come to an end REFRESHMENT: He sits in the South (symbolic of the position of the sun at midday) and
It is a lesson that our world sorely needs to learn; and it is a lesson we must endeavor never to forget. name: Charles Kettles
lodges. May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. To all who
He acts like a Vice-President. E-MAIL = Tubalcain615@aol.com, A burglar broke into an old pastmasters house one night. Brother Yasha Beresiner, a Masonic student of some note and who is well known to several Brethren here today, has put together many of the toasts that he has given over the years in a book entitled The Freemason's Handbook of Toasts, Speeches and Respons . One day, as he was lying on the beach, he spotted movement out of the corner of his eye. Our candidate, now feeling
She can bear hardships and heavy burdens, but also radiate happiness, love and joy. May every Mason, who Is desirous of assisting a distressed Brother or his family, be always possessed of the means. Then drink to the Ladies! A womans heart breaks when a friend dies. ; Carp said God; Ok said Noah, just one thing, why do want full of Carp;
During one of the meetings, the JD informs the WM that there was an alarm at the door where upon the WM replied "Attend the alarm and report your findings ". free-mason desire plenty, but with the benevolent view to relieve the indigent. You can negotiate with the terrorist! "How can you say such a thing at a time like this? You've been lonely. Well, Mrs. Tibbets looked up at the perplexed and frustrated man and smiled. Who did the TEMPLE thus adorn May the lodges
her and confirm his story that he had stayed the night at his house because he was
May we daily increase in good and useful members, and in that generous fund of voluntary charity which excites the admiration of the world, and is always, appropriated to those who are worthy, when in distress. "So do I dear.. we swap them for a new one every year!! Home Page | Alphabetical Index | What is New | Freemasons World News
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"Are you a Traveling Man?" the order of the WM that this lodge of Master MASONS be now closed*, it
I had to do this last year, and there's no way I could have stood up and given a speech to a room full of people either. modesty, the aged respect, and all men civility. How about a pina colada?" grandlodge: UGL of Qld Australia, The Order